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Monday09:00 – 18:00
Tuesday09:00 – 18:00
Wednesday09:00 – 18:00
Thursday09:00 – 18:00
Friday09:00 – 18:00
Retirement2061

You took the blue pill. The story ends. You close this tab, you go to bed, and you believe whatever you want to believe.

the trenches are the matrix

Welcome tothe real world

Every chart you stare at was built to keep you in the pod. NIU is the one who walked out.

take the red pill make your picture
price — mcap — 24h — unplugged —
NIU in a black coat and thin sunglasses

There is no chart

You were born into a simulation of green candles. You wake up at 4am to check a number a machine invented while you slept. You call it conviction. The machine calls it retention.

NIU is not here to make you rich. He is here to show you the door. You are the one that has to walk through it.

The pod

Ten open tabs, one wallet, zero sleep. You are the battery and the chart is the cable.

The agents

Every account that calls you "fam" before it calls you exit liquidity.

The spoon

The red candle does not bend. You do. That is the whole trick.

The door

Nobody can be told what the trenches are. You have to open the chart yourself.

Get your face out

Drop a photo, put the glasses on, take the picture with you. That is your ticket out of the pod and onto every timeline in the trenches.

drag the glasses onto the face

Unplug

  1. Get a Solana wallet and put SOL in it.
  2. Copy the contract below. Never trust one you did not copy from here.
  3. Swap on Jupiter or pump.fun and check the chart one last time.
  4. Change your picture. That is the part people skip and it is the part that works.
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